Dr. Paul Manuel—Scout Sabbath—2007
Because we have several additional young people here this morning, I thought it would be a good opportunity for the rest of you to impress them with your biblical knowledge, so that they could see what you have learned in your many years of study. To that end, I am going to give the adults here a brief quiz, just nine questions. You can jot the answers on the back of the sermon outline.
After God created the world, people did what most people do, and the Bible records some of what that entailed. They had jobs, got married, and raised families, but life was not always smooth.1
Q: What was Noah's occupation? ...Was he a farmer, a bricklayer, or something else?However difficult you may have found the questions of that quiz, it was nothing to what Noah faced, even before the flood, as he encountered the Problems and Prospects of Peer Pressure.
A: He was an arkitecht.
Q. Why was Noah the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: What was the name of Noah's wife? (This is really trivia.)
A: Joan of Ark
Q: While Noah was on the ark, why did he not spend time fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
Q: Why did those two worms not get on the ark in an apple?
A: Because everyone had to go on in pairs (pears)
Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?
A: In an ark-hive
Q: How did Noah keep track of the animals at night?
A: He used floodlights.
Q: What is the one tool Noah wished he had during the construction?
A: An ark-welder.
Q: What was Noah's theme song?
A: "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
After God created the world, people did what most people do, and the Bible records some of what that entailed. They had jobs, got married, and raised families, but life was not always smooth.1
- Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden for their disobedience.
- Cain, angry that God rejected his offering but accepted his brother's offering, murdered his brother Abel.
- Lamach, one of Cain's descendants, was an even more violent man and boasted about having killed many people.
- Seth and his son Enosh seem to have started a trend as "men began to call on the name of the LORD" (Gen 4:26b).
- Their descendant Enoch is recorded to have had an especially close relationship to God for "300 years" (Gen 5:22a).

